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5.20.2011

The End of the World?

Don't get me wrong...I'm all for freedom of religion! But I do have to ask...does freedom of religion equal freedom to be ridiculous?
I've been reading quite a bit about this Rapture scheduled for May 21, 2011. I'm not sure where I will be at the end of the day. Will I be taken to Heaven's pearly gates before my time shrouded in the loving arms of Jesus Christ? Or will I be left here on Earth to see the horrible devastation?
My first instinct upon learning of the upcoming end of the World was to eat all the ice cream I could and charge up my credit cards...but then I thought that wasn't very Godly and I would for sure be left behind to suffer. If I have any hope of making it onto the Jesus train, I better behave a little better than that. In the off chance the end isn't really here, those pounds I would gain from the ice cream would be much harder to take off and the credit card bills, whew, don't even want to think about it!
What's going to happen to the true believers of this Rapture? Many have sold their worldly goods and quit their jobs. What will they put on the applications for their next job where it asks "Reason For Leaving Your Last Job" I can assure you that if I were reading it and it said "Was preparing to go with Jesus" I would put that application in the Not a good fit for our company pile.
I hope I wake up tomorrow to the sun shining, the birds singing and my morning cup brewing. I hope that end is not really here, but if it is, I know I've lived a good life, I've loved a lot and given of myself the best I can. Hope to see you all again soon.
Oh yeah, and if this isn't it, the Mayans have predicted it to be December 21, 2012 so we can discuss this again then.

5.16.2011

Revoke Funding For Planned Parenthood? Has Everyone Gone Mad???

What the f#@% is going on with the Right Wing agenda?  Let me tell you about one of the items they are trying to cross off their to do list... Defund Planned Parenthood!  Why are a bunch of old, white men gonna decide what women need when it comes to women's health?    

Does anyone out there understand, I mean really understand what Planned Parenthood is all about?  It's about young women that can't afford health insurance that are trying to make their way through college, it's about the single Mom who can afford insurance for her child, but cannot for herself, it's about women taking responsibility for their bodies, but are unable to afford health insurance so they go through Planned Parenthood for assistance.  Abortions are only 3% of Planned Parenthoods services... 3%!!!!!!  That's it.  So don't let those old, white guys tell you all about those welfare recipients having abortions every 2 seconds and that it's costing lots of your hard earned money.  That's just a crock of horses&*t!!!

I need a decaf!!!!

Planned Parenthood, get the facts here!

The M F'ers Who Are Trying To Take Planned Parenthood Away

     Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels

    Kansas Governor Sam Brownback

    The Great state of Texas

    You know what?  Here's a bunch of other states involved as well!

5.14.2011

Fair and Balanced Fox?

Just a thought while having my coffee... if someone is Fair and Balanced, that means they have no opinion on the matter.  Right?  If the media is Fair and Balanced, then they are only reporting the news without opinions, just facts.  Correct?  Then why does Fox News use Fair and Balanced as their motto when they have opinions about the news they are reporting?  Hmmmmm... need a refill for my cup.


Links below are some views on Fair and Balanced

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fox_News_Channel#Slogan

http://www.businessinsider.com/jon-stewart-takes-fox-news-fair-and-balanced-hours-to-task-2010-3

http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1067

5.03.2011

Michelle Bachmann Is From the Planet Xytoimanidiot

Michelle Bachmann is an alien from the planet Xytoimanidiot.  Oh, okay, she’s not an alien, but her views on the national debt might as well be from a far, far away galaxy as she compared the debt to the Holocaust this past Saturday.  Huh?  Financial troubles = death to many innocent people.  Um... yeah... NO!   And people CHEERED her on!  What is wrong with these people???  Really?  We’re really gonna let people like Michelle Bachman spew out such ignorant words and then cheer for her?  Good God what is this country coming to?
Is that coffee ready yet???




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